I seem to have lost my patience. If you find it keep it, I'd just lose it again anyway

everything for Turkey Day except potatoes. Potatos. PohTahToh's. Whatever.

The puppy ate henna, poker chips and xmas lights today. I think I found my gay...

almost burned my office down just now. Whoopsie-doodles...

Dear Tim Gunn, will you be my gay?

Hour and a half till Twighlight starts already 75 people in line

Dear $1.97 gas, I am leaving u for $1.89 gas. Kthxbye

Dear $1.97 gas, let's make out.

no wonder our grandma's were tough ping.fm/WcRQQ YIKES.

just discovered I'm wearing my panties inside out on accident. Isn't that an omen for something? Does anyone remember?