It's a beautiful day out. Happy Fourth y'all.
Hoodrat: We gon go to the park, they gots a field you can play in.
Kid: Mommy what's a field?
Hoodrat: Uhm, like a baseball field.
Me: o_O"
When they wanna collab, you're the bomb diggity, and the moment you tell em "no thanks," all of a sudden your music sucks in their eyes.
Never tell your friend you'd take a bullet for him if he likes guns, recently bought one, and is the curious type.
Google acquired meebo. Coolllll.
Whenever I see someone trip and fall hella hard, I blame my own lack of control over my telekinetic powers.