Watch this and try to be in a bad mood. Try. You'll fail if you're human. ping.fm/fk3P8

VEGASSS!! HURRRR DURRRR EDC!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL VEGAS!!! WE GET IT PEOPLE!

I love my mom and all, but she is at her worse when she watches Dr. Phil. "Dat's right! You tell it rike it is!! Prositute!! Criminerl!!!"

I get on the 30, it's packed and in the back is a douchebag hogging 3 seats with his backpack and jacket. I hope he gets syphilis.

"Will it fit?" "That's what she said." "Grow up dude." "That's also what she said."

Money can't buy happiness, but it's one helluva distraction when you're sad.

Confidence is food to a wise man, but liquor to a fool.

At last!! iOS 5.1.1 can be jail broken!! Freeing my phone tonight! Thanks pod2G and Redmond Pie!!

Well, goodnight everyone!

I don't get chicks that are into vampires. Vampires have no blood, therefore they can't get a boner. What's the point?