I wonder how Joe the Plumber would fix this economy?

Well, it didn't take long fer the country to start backslidin to immorality. Now Kennebunkport's given me the willies.

America's biggest companies owned by government and unions? This guy makes Marx look like Vanderbilt.

Hell, somebody thinks this thing is satire. Still, I ain't won no awards lately, so I take what I can get.

What's the problem? These guys clearly know how to handle money, so I gave them financial jobs.

No jacket in the oval office? The man's an embarrassment. How could he diminish the office like that?

See, this guy's already made more mistakes than I did the entire time I was in office.

Wonder if Texas would consider secedin so I could be in charge of something again?

See, I told y'all not to elect a socialist.

Hey, this ain't fair. I already said they can't subpoena Rove, didn't I?