Three simple reasons: He's good enough, smart enough and doggone it, people like em.

I've never felt closer to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than I do today.

UN finally sprouted a pair. Better go check Revelations to see if that's a sign of the end times.

C'mon fella. Ya ain't a real man till ya give her a back rub.

Hell, if ya wanted a latino on the Supreme Court, why not AlbertoGonzales?

Meanwhile, this feller wants to release dangerous terrorists into our cities and towns. Who do you trust?

Fer those of you that missed it, here's BigDick's speech from today. Nice to hear some hard truths.

So, sue me.

Yeah I got em bound and gagged in a Dallas hideout. Hard part was gettin Cheadle to play the part.

Pay no attention to the Texan behind that curtain.