See. Don't blame me. It was all Pelosi's fault.

Sure sign there's a Democratic President: drug companies start giving away free Viagra to folks that lost their jobs.

And I thought the Republican Party had lost its last voice of reason when Joe the Plumber bolted. Guess I was wrong.

If this guy can make a comeback, hell, I got it made.

He ain't exactly what I'd call a Christian, but I hope he can help bring the great peoples of the Middle East together.

See, it ain't my fault. RichardBCheney told me "efficacious" meant catching. is.gd/yWx3

See, if we had actually tortured this feller, we might've gotten the truth.

Don't tell nobody, but the whole American economy's a house of cards. We gave all the gold to Japan back in 72 and they blew it on Scotch.

Ya know, this whole Supreme Court vacancy is a real opportunity. How else is a President who hates black ops gonna handle Biden?

Gettin excited about that new Star Trek movie. I just hope they don't make Kirk all wussy like that Captain Picard.