Sorry I've been away so long, i was busy alphabetizing Brian Williams lies

Rumors of my having been suffering from death are exaggerated, although i was dead for a short while i am alive and recovering well. I survived emergency sextuple bypass after 98% blockage over 90% of my heart

Great video

Not here much lately, Been out zombie hunting! Cleanup after zombie hunt is a bitch

Soooo, not been around much, what have i missed?

publix, jimmy johns, jersey mikes, subway, the earl of sandwich etc etc etc

Guns, fireworks, saltpeter, black powder, tannerite.... Whats not to love about today?

despite all the police activity the sunset from the Island of Palm Beach was stunning and devoid of rain for once

Oui, Tre Magnafigue!! Ellie grew a lil' french mustache, its adorable