trying to make a lore accurate oc with an actual kit is worse than the trenches please I can barely think up an outfit and name don't make me do more 😭

I don't get how any horror protagonist carrying a gun in a game says shit like "Oh I can't carry anymore of that" bc me personally I would shove bullets into every possible pocket, crevice and orifice of my body to make sure I have enough once Monster no. 51 comes to snap my neck, like wheres the dedication bitch YOURE GOING TO DIE 😭😭

horses are such freaks, like why are they built like that

FNAF 2 FALL 2025 AAAAAAAAAAH

I am not patriotic, not by a long shot, but whenever I see a video of some entitled American fucknut be unable to pull that stick out of their ass and then blame it on Europe or more specifically Germany instead for a thing that's 100% their fault/problem, I'm gonna defend my country/union like my life depends on it

need boothill so bad its not even funny

I have finally figured out a trick to see stereograms!!
only took me like 14 years!

the potential new hire gawked at me when I told her my age and proceeded to honest to God say that she thought I was 16 instead

my babyface will be my undoing

my parents are so silly bc every single I've come out, every time they see something with a pride design or just a rainbow, they will drag me to it or shove it in my face and then they look at me like this

I accidentally drove my car over glass, fuck

so far the tires seem okay tho, hope it doesn't fucking flatten the tire