[vague emetophobia warning] An open letter to my cat:

by some incredible stroke of luck, i managed to go this long without having to get a covid test

today in weird spam: an email from Supposedly Tinder, written entirely in cyrillic

so at my apartment building it's pretty standard that, if you find something dropped by the stairs, you leave it on the mailboxes to hopefully be found, but,

refreshed plurk and it hit me with "happy anniversary, you've been here 12 years!" and i need to lie down now

today in Announcing Things Way Too Late: guess who started weaning off their antidepressants! ... a month ago! =D

you ever get literally 13 pages into a book and then toss it aside in disgust

cake

how dare you put this on my home page, youtube

this is the third time this company has put up this job opening despite never getting back to me about my applications and i'm so tempted to rewrite the cover letter to be like "i saw on linkedin that you're still looking for an entry level climate change consultant =) =) =) "