Alterz
@Alterz
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male Seattle, WA, United States
Ahaha, yeah, like I could actually describe myself here. Pff.

Scientist, artist, hobbies all over the board and irons in all of the fires. More specifically, I'm a marine biologist and I draw a lot.

I'm curious, does anyone actually read these?
Alterz
1 years ago 5
spoiler-free barbie review: shit, y'all, it's so good
Alterz
1 years ago 3 @Edit 1 years ago
probably the funniest note a person can put on their vampire au fanfic
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Alterz
1 years ago 11
it's probably a good sign if the plumber looks under your kitchen sink for literally half a second and says "oh, no. i'm just going to replace this whole thing", right?
Alterz
1 years ago 6
in the frozen aisle. two employees in uniform, monochrome grey, restocking. me, bright tie-dye t-shirt, obviously fussing with a full basket and a grocery list. guess who gets approached by a customer looking for margarita mix
Alterz
1 years ago 4 @Edit 1 years ago
o- oh...
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Alterz
2 years ago 14
i'm reeling
https://images.plurk.com/3iEdcUxHyL6WPUnIcmzP5B.png
Alterz
2 years ago 5
hm :/
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Alterz
2 years ago 17 @Edit 2 years ago
reasons to be concerned about the radio dj: you're driving home at midnight and the playlist features "i think i'm paranoid," "i wanna be sedated," two covers of "hurt" back to back, and "i wanna get better"
Alterz
2 years ago 2
turns out that transferring an entire laptop's worth of saved files takes like a million years, who knew?
Alterz
2 years ago 27
so, if a person's macbook's screen had a seizure and exploded and they wanted to get a new laptop but have never purchased a non-mac computer in their lives, what recommendations or tips might y'all have? asking for a me