consume ginger ale idiot

leeash: currently writhing in agony, no ginger ale in sight

PesteringJester: do you want some (this is not a joke)

leeash: yes but u dont have to i can probably get some tomorrow

PesteringJester: I would bring you some but I just realized how drinked I am so I cannot drive sorry

leeash: its the drunk crashers that are the problem

PesteringJester: Jeeves, fetch my car keyes