Flu, more like. Youch

he was bonkered off the yoinky

oh? you dare?

nightmare where i sit up straight in bed and think “oh no, i left my car keys at work” and start worrying about how ill get there without my keys

i love hearing wrong opinions from people who have no business having them

tickling your brain with lightning to learn all your little secrets

hey bartender. Plurk me.

here. You can have some m&ms from my trail mix.

Now this may be a hot take but someones gotta say it. I’m not big on Nazis. Just not a fan.

wow troubleshooting is so cool, i wish fun video games were real