she peg me crazy, got me walking funny during the field test, copped a DUI

I would kill myself if it turned out the earth was flat, not because of science or whatever I just wouldn't want to live one day in a world where the most insufferable guy in your friend group was right

the pennet foddy getting me over it

Christmas

sure you talk the talk, but can you slop the slop

one unspoken struggle of being related to a musician is having songs stuck in your head that you can't listen to anymore because the musician you're related to had a messy falling out with the lead singer or something. like, it's a banger, but I can't morally justify giving them a Spotify play because I gotta stick with the homies you know? shit sucks

call me michael the way I stack these papers

wtf since when has it been december

the difference between joint guys and blunt guys is really minimal, but the difference between cigarette guys and cigar guys is enormous.

fog so thick I gotta swallow it like yuji