You’re cute.

Aaaaand what will cat be called?

I see no ugly mugs there. Also, if it helps any, my spouse and I are both at least somewhat allergic to cats - we have 5 right now - you get used to the dander, and supposedly, there is a cat food that has an enzyme to help with that too.

awe so cute, the kitten is cute too...hehe

help

the addition of a cat makes you even more attractive than you were previously

That cat owns you now.

Cat kept you and your beard!

"motcat" ?

OMG! Hi! I’ve never seen you before 🥰 digging the beardy face!

And pretty sure your that cat’s Hooman now

I do recommend benadryl during the adaptation process, will help with the allergies. Also, maybe get some kitty bathwipes and a brush to clean up excess dander [that's what most of us are allergic to]