Today is both Burfday and National Coming Out Day. I'm Chris, a newly 35 year old demisexual cis guy. Hoi hoi all.
omg how are you still so young!
Because of the Space-Time Continuum, that's why. 
Hey hey happy borthday!
skylanth: BORF
Happy day!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
happy 35!
Why do I keep forgetting you're two years younger than me?
Kabriel: Luck? Behaving in a way differently than expected for someone my age? Reverse imposter syndrome?