Driving the bus today, and felt like like I was in a Monty Python movie.. a lady said "no you go to Boyd St?" Me: "No, sorry, that bus leaves in 12 minutes."
She said:"I need to go now, can you take me there?" Me:"No, sorry, I'm working on this route, at the opposite end of town." She said:"Can't you take me there anyway?" I said "NO! That bus leaves in 10 minutes".
She said:"You're mean" I said:"I'm sorry, cya". She got off the bus, finally.
Another passenger got on the bus. He sid hi, can you take me to Boyd St please..?" 
Must have affected me judging by the typos I just made 
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good monday moanin 
Argh! People!
"Do you see Taxi or Uber written on the side of the bus? No? You sure? You should check it"
No, the taxis pull up nearby, so surely people can tell the difference? I fear that my bus driving career may be coming to a close, as I hear my self muttering about odious faced idiots, or even cretinous moronic neanderthals more often than usual of late...
I meant he has to get off to check and then you can drive away 
Deb425
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Oh my...