Ferris just pulled a masterful heist of turkey skin trimmings from the trash. He bid his time. He lowered our defenses with psychological manipulation. And then -- yoink.
Guilty.
crimes! sin!
Crime! Crime! Crime!
he saved some organic waste from the landfill!!
He learned Phantom Thievery
unrepentant
criminal!!
he deserves the win
yeah he worked hard
My parents are great about asking before he's served from their plates, but he's been primed for ten years to consider my dad's house the place where The Dog Gets Real Roasted Meat.
i got to officially be the first one my uncle's high-strung little dog allowed to pick her up
presumably so she could get better SNIFFS in while cleanup in the kitchen was happening
but no trembling or squirming!
Food is so powerful.