At the county fair with ma. Hot nut vendor called out to me, "you look like you have a nut deficiency!" Immediate response that came outta my mouth was "MY BOYFRIEND SAYS DIFFERENTLY," so now we can never buy hot nuts again.
Goodbye, paradise of hot nuts
.......that's hilarious tho, go buy nuts
Ma had never been on a ferris wheel before, so after watching literal seven year olds disembark from it psychologically unscathed, I convinced her to join me.
lmao nut guy knew what he was doing
Nut guy was courting disaster and my dumb ass showed up with the wedding ring.
i am in love with how you can turn a phrase
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I dunno, it sounds like you have to go buy nuts sometime later so you can sell a breakup story
banned by big nut