why they come out like that

omfg

I didn't know

they get fluffy p fast but! when they're first born they're like fucked up borzois

omg they're like stick figures.

they are absolutely horrid to look at, and yet I can't look away

they're fascinating abominations

oh no you can't be walking like that eraserhead baby

THEYRE SO FUNNY

I LOVE THEM

id flop over and not movie either, baby

hey nature? what the fuck
(tbf I feel like this about most babies, in general,)

what the FUCK that's a wiggly noodle

holy shit. I never knew

thats perfectly straddling the line of cute and grotesque

the "why is it mummified" comment is sending me

wet beast

spaghetti baby...

holy SHIT

oh my god i was not prepared

PIPE CLEANER BABY

holy shit

I'm glad you're all being exposed to this knowledge now

oh my god this isn't real

please allow Wet Beast at least 24 hours to expand to full size after removal from vacuum-sealed packaging

floppy noodle...

the long necked dinosaur I drew when I was 4

I did not expect this, I love it

holy fucking shit

Omg the noodle

dcfvkjgnfhdxkgjhfd stick leggy...

i love this spindly baby

holy shit i have been enriched

omg

stick figure

SCREAMSScience girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) on X

moonfell: CRYING

fuck the noise i just made

truly, a miracle of nature

why is there zero actual animal under there

gkfjjgfnfhg

why

how

alpacas and owls, cut from the same cloth

give that poor thing a sweater. this is undignified