As you can see from this enormous golden bang over my head, I have a quest for you if you ask me for one
Hello quest giver, I would like a quest please
Tazrael: Find the Pick of Destiny.
It’s not a main story quest is it? I wanna clear out some more side quests first
alqemizzy: Fetch me 10 Tasty Mackerel.
Overbringer: Explore Irrelevant Island.
IS THIS HARD STORY PROGRESSION?
I NEED TO KNOW
look man it’s named Irrelevant Island, does that sound plot-critical to you
deerleisure: Protect the Princess’s Procession
seduce the princess got it
that’s more of an optional subquest
Hello!
i would like a sub quest
EchoDoctor: Escape.
Onomatophobia: Try 21 flavors of ice cream.
therealbliss: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM POOR
Okay we have a couple of copies of the Pick of Destiny available. If you give me your library card number I can request one and we'll have it for you in a couple of days.
I escaped the trap of societal convention by recognizing that it's ultimately a frequently arbitrary system not designed for the support of the unconventional, does that count?