Every modern Doctor Who episode (2005-2024) describe...another one of these, huh

sploot

Sprigatito (Despacito parodia - Cristina Vee)

[deadlock] TIL that everybody's gun has a unique name

[family] fuck. rosh hashanah is coming up.

Jujutsu Kaisen vs Boxinggot home JUST in time

me: it's past midnight and i know eating this late is a bad idea, past izzy knows that this is a one way ticket to heartburn city
me but in a dark cloak: taco bell is within walking distance. right now.

[deadlock alpha] Added an initial Anti-Cheat detection system. When a user is detected as cheating, during the game session the opponents will be given a choice between banning the user immediately and ending the match or turning the cheater into a frog for the rest of the game and then banning them afterwards.

i think my favorite genre of glitched music is "there's a real song trying to break out from underneath data corruption"