my character was doing okay after the Stanley cup microchip rant. then someone said birds aren't real and the cheese slid completely off my cracker
gangrel: they're real, watch. I can turn into a bird
me: you're just proving that birds aren't real!!!
me: you're just proving that birds aren't real!!!
/popcorn
my flask for the night
FKIN
Doing it. Right.
You, of all people, have the improv ability to take any prompter and start a conspiracy rant about it
Look, birds are completely real. I always ask the nice men that come by to change Buddi's batterries.
We have a good laugh.
love it
What ARE birds?
WHAT ARE BIRDS
WHAT ARE BIRDS