okay but... which isn't really

[Baby Gate Saga] This is in fact a baby gate, good job Amazon!

Gavin wants you all to know he has the MEANEST MOMMY EVER because she insists on changing his poopy diaper before feeding him at 4 in the morning

[Baby Gate Saga] Escalation team called saying because it's the wrong item entirely they can't just send me the right one, I have to return it, get a refund and then place a new order

Hey, Walmart? THIS IS NOT A BABY GATE

You know, droids may not pull arms out of sockets when they lose, but I feel like Chopper would be willing to slice them off

okay good point

1. That is an amazing recipe title 2. Some people are cowards

well that's TERRIFYING

I keep seeing people complain that baby boy clothes aren't cute and one of the major complaints appears to be that there are too many dinosaurs. Personally I consider the abundance of dinosaurs to be a FEATURE not a bug...