Ang talino mo naman, summa cumLANDI ka pala.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.#lol.

Dear Tulfo, isumbong mo sila kay "SUMBONG SUMBONG, KAY BONGGANG BONG BONG"

Kaya daw nagalit si RAYMART at CLAUDINE kay MON TULFO ay.......... Ayaw daw nila ng STOLEN SHOTS, gusto nila WACKY.

Wag mo syang iyakan. Hindi pa sya patay, shunga ka? =))

“My nightmares are usually about losing you.”
— Peeta Mellark, Hunger Games

Definition of success: When your signature becomes an autograph.

Sa ganitong mainit na panahon, kailangan natin ng mga mayayabang......... Para MAHANGIN.

DEAR CHINA, Pakikuha na rin ng Pacific Ocean! Hiyang-hiya naman kame sa inyo! SINCERELY, PHILIPPINES. =))

My problem is that I'm too nice, but if I try to be not as nice, I end up being called a bitch.