i think my favorite thing about playing the iron bull is that you'll be looking for icons and you'll come across one that's just. nipples.

game: we'll recommend a difficulty setting based on this test fight
me: sets a trap very close to the enemies, can't figure out how to walk the character out of the trap while controlling the camera, enemies step inside, geralt falls in dramatic slow motion to the ground
game: how about Easy

good customer interaction plurk: older dude in a 'i <3 jesus' lanyard asked more or less if I was trans, when I said yes he fistbumped me

[the witcher] I see people singing the praises of the books lately but no one seems to mention how weird it is to women

texts from last night with The Iron Bull

shout out to the customer who told me every time they see me they think of being in sixth grade and going on their very first date with a guy with my name and told me it was a very happy memory

Y’all know if there are places to find PSLs other than enablemeplz, bakerstreet, and rpanons?

The Iron Bull texts from last night