my cousin just told me that she wants to go to college in monaco and marry a rich man to provide for her. common feminist L but i can see the vision.

2 chappell roans on the radio. what a night!

biden in this debate reminds me of my dad. poor guy

"my ancestors would disapprove of all the smut I read" your ancestors had 10 children by 30 how the fuck do you think that happened. do you think they just split? like bacteria?

cabaret just makes me so happy it's so camp it's beautiful

eddie redmayne emcee save me. save me eddie redmayne emcee

absolutely devouring the costco food court cookie rn love is real

I was driving with my dad yesterday and there was someone walking down the sidewalk wearing a flag like a cape. my dad told me to slow down & honk, which I did and then asked why. "that was a jewish flag. I like jewish people." it was a bi pride flag with a star of david. I told him and he said "I don't care if they're gay I like jewish people".

mango water ice mmmmm

just got told to have a very american day by a guy dressed as george washington in a motor-powered boat on wheels