Some days it's *hard* to not be a dickhead. What I'm asking for is pathetically simple, yet some people just can't seem to figure it out.

Italy's live-or-die cup match is about to start. Waiting for the entire country to break into celebration or despair...

I should try this when I get home... ping.fm/8ivHL

Reflecting on that old axiom, "bros before hos".... Fuck that shit.

So much sad news at home, I'm almost ashamed to say I finally had an awesome day here in Italy.

Another "exciting" 0-0 World Cup game. And the rest of the world can't understand why Americans don't like "football". Seriously, world?

TGIV (Venerdi). Been in Italia 5 full days now, and finally I can see the mountains. Beautiful. I am so glad it stopped raining.

You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? ur1.ca/06uyh #Detroit

The more I learn about this trip to Italy, the worse it gets. Would really, at this point, just like to stay home.

Cool article on SJGames by howardtayler on Zombie Dice: is.gd/cJmgT