does have the opening keynote slot at API Strategy. Does not have a bowtie picked out yet: API Strategy & Practice Conference in Amsterdam March 26, 27, 28 ...

offf to see the Hamburg Ballet or, as he likes to call them, the Dancing Hamburgers.

saw a homeless-looking guttersnipe gentleman with a cracked and bent tablet using free wifi. The street does find its own uses for things.

assumes that dopiaza has already done this: How to Make Your Own Sprinkles

wrote a hysterically funny email to solicit people for the Turducken edition of Poultry Club at the office. This month's Poultry Club email just didn't have the same room for hilarity, and that's sad.

glad his coworker mysore pak'd some homemade goodies from India (pun intended)

tried and failed to troll people yesterday about the Superbowl. Turns out that next to nobody in the train and at work watched it.

, considering how the hand-egg game seems to have been a blow-out, how best to troll people who watched it on Monday.

discovered that his coworkers react very interestingly if he wanders around the office wearing a bowtie waving a foam axe.

what madness is causing people in his neighborhood to cry out loudly. Oh, yeah. Sportsball.