always wanted to ride the happy fun airliner slide in a non-emergency situation: United Airlines flight attendant pulled emergency slide, walked a...

that by the time you say "Hey, my AI is only smart as a parrot! It can't possibly become intelligent and kill us all!" you are already doomed.

apparently sounded like a trained professional when he said "Gaffer's Tape" instead of "Duct Tape" in reference to some Ethernet cabling that was ready to trip someone.

started his new job today.

started biking to work instead of driving 8 years ago today. Since then, things have been better:

asked, with a coworker who shares the same first name, to host the monthly office all-hands. It went as you'd expect.

realized that Gobi Manchurian and General Tso's Chicken have exactly the same cooking technique. Presently experimenting with arbitrary combinations of ingredients:

realizes he was off by one in his time calculations and didn't need to rush his not-morning-person wife.

Jar Jar Binks impressions are the secret Star Trek fan's way of keeping the Star Wars fans in line.

did an impromptu half-century. According to the calorie counter, sacrificed a pound of flesh to the biking.