Bitching with an Iraqi dude about how our Arabic families tried to set up arranged marriages for us when we were teenagers. HAHAHAHAHAHA

>google image search "slipper chicken"
>find a pic titled "Chicken dipper nipper slipper"

my brain just totally misfiled to produce the phrase "slipper chickens" and i absolutely cannot figure out why, attempts to reverse engineer that thought process have failed catastrophically

[scon] i just realized that despite being everywhere i never actually did a post for vriska this month...

The raps, sure, why not, he works on those where everybody can see him because everyone should goddamn know what a genius lyric smith he is, forging gold out of shit with the hammer of his wit.

[scon] was going to do this eventually asherdashery aestas ChickenDance i love you all more than my own life

OK GUYS HELP ME OUT HERE. do i want piratical or musicality or DEFINITELY NOT SKYROCKETS for my new plurk name.

walking barefoot to my car because my sandals hurt too much. sashaying as I go. #cant be tamed

Man, emily, yknow something that's great about you? I can basically come to you with any crazy shit going on with my body and you'll be "yeah I've totes been there." You're like a medical blackbelt

"Channel Dave channel Dave channel Dave" me trying to keep a straight face in class hearing about the adventures of aestas and wellok