my brain just totally misfiled to produce the phrase "slipper chickens" and i absolutely cannot figure out why, attempts to reverse engineer that thought process have failed catastrophically
i think i was thinking about slippers
and spring chickens?
for some reason?
oh i know why i was thinking about spring chickens. but why did slippers happen?
i should go to bed 
also i'm losing track of who actually is precisely who like parsing usernames is close to impossible rn you might as well all be the same person i'm too brainfucked to tell ppl apart
and yet i'm sitting here typing about it instead of fixing it through sleep
sorry i just find my own fucked up brain processes kind of interesting
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS DON'T DO DRUGS
stupidity is my anti-drug this plurk is sponssored by DARE
pirouettes into lunacy and never returns
ftr i don't think i will ever trip so fucking hard as i did at scon the first night
that is the hardest i have ever tripped balls and hopefully will always be the hardest
it wasn't freaky or scary or anything so much as aggressively balls to the wall bizarre
so many weirdo geometric patterns and shapes and words all over the place where there should absoluteky not be words
protip never take a painkiller on 2 hrs sleep again or you will probably start seeing fucking unicorns come out of the wall
talking to myself alone at 3 am OH HOW DEPRIVED I WAS OF MY OWN COMPLETELY INSANITY once more i am free to prace about on the vast expanse of my own horrendous failure
*prance
words words words words words words
PRANCE AWAY MAGNIFICENT UNICORN.
HLSJHAKJHADFIGHAMNSDGPAKASNIUGHDASDKJNGAPUHASDGIUBAJKASDGIUHASDG.
have i mentioned youre my favorite roommate.
fuck all those other douchebags in this house you are the best.
and by douchebags we mean cats.
i was referring to my imaginary other brother, chad
who in my defense was invented by my actual brother as a joke so that's not actually me being out of my gourd
but yeah the cats too.
Zack is a special animal too
he is my faaaaaaavorite special animal!
i didnt tell you i texted him earlier today going "guess who just lost her job 
" and he got all sad and pissed for me it was kyoot
" and he got all sad and pissed for me it was kyoot
i need to text him back i forgot
zacky D:
lets not do it at 320 when i am unbelievably high on painkillers
I KNOW
he's such a sweetheart
...wow you are rude. not even texting him back 
omg bite me i got distracted
you two are good siblings
dude I will run upstairs and bite you
in the FACE.
which why the fuck I'm still downstairs I don't KNOW.
Please know em if u wanna talk about it I'm always here, it's tough but we're tougher, I know u'll get thru it! I miss u tons
my brother gives me so many fucking emotions
... youre still downstairs?
DO YOU STILL HAVE A BRA AND SOCKS ON?
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.
your brother's a cutire
*cutie, even, not a cutire whatever that is
...and SORT OF?
I have socks on
its COLD down here.
WHAT DOES SORT OF ME-- dude come the fuck upstairs. or i will come to you and the biting shall commence.
rawr.
ok