Life is so damn funny when you have a dirty mind

One shot for my pain.. One drag for my sorrow.. Get messed up today, I'll be okay tomorrow.

Yeaaaaaah! I'm baaaaack! It's been decades since I've been here.. How are ya'll?

ang bastos mo naman, bigla ka na lang pumasok sa puso ko nang hindi man lang kumakatok! Hahahaha

Having sex doesn't make you a whore. Just like being a virgin doesn't make you a saint.

Dear math, stop asking for us to find your X, she's not coming back, and don't ask Y either.

Kahit sandamukal na GSM, REDHORSE, THE BAR pa ang laklakin ko. Wala pa din papantay sa TAMA KO SAYO. ♥

paano mo masasabi na nahanap mo na ang TRUE LOVE mo kung hindi naman TAYO ? ♥

di mo naman kailangan ikutin ang buong mundo para makita ang taong mamahalin mo. Daan ka lang sa bahay , nandun AKO. ♥