The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

good day

good nyt

I was on OT and very sleepy. So when I got a call, I answered: “Thank you for calling customer service, this is Kitty sleeping!”

coffee break

gud am

Oh, God! that bread should be so dear, And flesh and blood so cheap!

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours

Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good action; try to use ordinary situations.

What is the good of having a nice house without a decent planet to put it on?