Whenever I want to, all I have to do is
Gyy-yy-yy-yy-mm, gym, gym, gym...

I think I'm over-educated.

I should totally pick out a good photogenic mugshot of me in case I ever went missing.

Work has taught me the importance of covering my butt, looking busy, acting informed & eeny-meeny- miny-moe-ing assertiveness. I'll go far.

I wouldn't have to discriminate against you if you were nice.

If your job doesn't teach you to be a leader, it should at least show you how not to be one.

To go beyond Earth Hour, I pledge to stop going to work.

I'm so invisible, it's almost a super power..

'Good' jobs are shiny, high in demand and may even make you feel good for a while. But they're just plain evil like Apple.

Employee engagement. With the wall.