love y’all

finally reading whipping girl and when julia is sarcastic it is: cute

THE WII KNOW WHAT THEY SHOULD COPY??? A DILDO

please do not think that i am ever smart or clever or powerful bc i can actually crack myself up by deliberately transposing chad warden quotes in the wrong order

sometimes yr gf is sad and u just gotta lay on her and t-pose and vibrate on her while better off alone plays

plurk stands for pee lickin’ urkle

ugh

i’m so petty and so cute

regular leonardo da vinci who has a gun

a gun