excuse me, but how's your gag reflex?

hola chicano. my burrito likes you.

nice meating you last night. (not a typo.)

please don't bite it. it's not a dilly bar.

i don't plan on having self-control when i see you tomorrow.

GMA used P800-million emergency fund for foreign trips. shar.es/1vGxu

another travel plan cancelled.

i'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.

i'm wet.

there's a strange shape under my sheets. i think it's breathing.