i want to see a picture of the boy worth ruining our relationship for.

come sit on my lap. i have a stick that will keep you in place.

my shirt was meant to end up on your floor.

hello cutie. are you a woodpecker?

honey, any toy can be an adult toy. location, location, location.

does it count as a shower if i just sat in the tub singing, "i'm a little teapot?"

we should go somewhere real shady.

my soul wont recognize me after tonight.

are devil's food cake for devils?

i've mastered the walk of shame. the doorman told me to have a good day.