/scrolls through a million murky Spartacus caps, looking for the three with Eka Darville in them. sob

[meme] if I had been a boy, I would have been named...

I think this simultaneous gmail login business is my new best friend.

inordinately pleased at having hooked jilliam on futility closet.

[meme] my catchphrase

oh fuck you, IJ.

bit.ly/ehhzAx clearly I need this in my life.

cleaning my room today FOR SURE. probably.

my ability to focus has been eaten by bollywolds

[meme] Look to the left, write a haiku.