we are getting owned by that twitting, twat bird Twitter! Plurk more! I don't want to get pwnt!

my best friend Sandino Romero is starting a mobile bar catering service! check out fubarmobilebar.multiply.... and sign their guestbook!

Plurk is excited to launch its new features! Stay tuned!

Sorry for the inconvenience! Plurk will now shut down due to popular demand. Time to move to Twitter!

HO-LY SHIT, FINALLY. 0 KARMA! (how much karma will this post give me?)

New Plurk features coming soon! Watch out for the updates.

PLURK?? WHAT'S PLURK?

HOLY SHIT!!!!!1111111111

cant fucking sleap!

DEAD TO THE WORLD