Hungry.

Obama ripped off Murcury's logo,

I tried the wire hanger thing you do when lock the keys in the car but the locks are a special breed so I had to pop the trunk with a wire hanger instead and get in the trunk to kick one of the seats out.

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My dad literally gets less punishment for putig me in the hospital than I do for walking around drunk wowowowowowowoow.

Maroon 5 - Misery

Earlier when I was in home depot I went to check out and the cashier said "so you're not going to buy that tub you were laying in?" and I said no even tho it was indeed comfortable

Changing fuel filters in little cars is such a pain in the ass.

What games are you all in

A text message from my sister: "Omg. This shit life. My fucking lightbulb just randomly burned out."