http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61d5tonVy1qardsjo1_1280.png This is me.

I thought i ws the only one at work and started dancin to Shakira on my tanks

I hate working outdoors in the winter.

Man I vomited so much last night it hurts to eat a doughnut,

Well she said no to period sex and has an underscore in her username.

I'm starting to really lose respect for law enforcement officials when they hang around quiktrip so often and there are conveniently never any voluptuous doughnuts left when I go to get one.

This girl I met wanted to hang out and keeps testing me to make sure I'm not some kind of eprvert before we can hang out.

Oh my god.