Bitch it was your idea.

It turns out she's only nineteen tho and still in school.

Maybe I am a pervert.

you are a pervert

oh it's me

but you're okay

sorry

you're my favorite pervert

She confessed to being a sex fiend I don't care how annoying she is now.

Are you a sex fiend stacie?

The cop who showed up at my house last night thought I was a pervert too.

yes

And now that I drink a few times a week instead of every single day like I did for a while mym om decided I was an alcoholic last nighjt

Because I asked her to pick me up and threw up in the car and she texted my sister and told her to wake me up like ten times throuhout the night to see if I was choking on my vomit hehehe.

Whew I was scared to check if I still had some booze I thoguht it was going to be like that time she wanted to help with my sex addiction and broke in and stole all my condoms.