Getting discharged as soon as the nurse comes by with my instructions. This may take a while.

I am alive and sans uterus. Still in the hospital though. Walking like a toddler. And in a distracting amount of pain.

Social anxiety is shitty and makes D&D hard. But getting to play with awesome people is worth it.

< Spookybird < Jaqui. The murderbird is back.

[rl/surgery/doubleplurk] OH MY FUCKING GODS AND LITTLE FISHIES.

[rl/grandma] Update: she started refusing tests. She probably NEEDS that MRI and that lumbar puncture, but she ain't getting 'em on account of the screaming and moving around,

[rl/grandma/surgery] So her doctor finally got her head out her ass and asked that my grandma be taken to the hospital for better testing.

[rl/grandma] She has cancer.

[rl] Need to take shower for early morning therapy. Two choices: Grandma's shower (possible grandma wakeage), and my shower (no hot water).
> Choose my shower.
> No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

[grandma/mute] So she's suddenly an atheist now. GOD DOESN'T EXIST