about to take a pretty lady on a date somebody shoot me please

feeling especially jolly this plurkmas
HO HO HO

canned fish left 3 days in the fridge can i eat that

so cold it's all I can journal about

I fear I'm beginning to like glee a little bit to much..... entering my gleek arc....

someone explain to me why I feel the indomitable urge to go shit as soon as I need to take that T shot (or alternatively roll a blunt) like what is the brain to poop pipeline

why is dating so scary why why why

watching my friend frantically search for her vape while holding tight on to it and helping her search for it

a beer

back from that school obliteration,
finally wrote that dissertation,
what is UPPP PLURK NATION?!!???!!!!