happy birthday draculaura, i am pointing at her from actoss my room

whats weong with it

i think i already have the severence procedure

ppl talk about gen z brain rot but i experience older ppl with extreme brain mush on a daily basis

im shaking im crying im throwing up

im smoking that mustard gas

just found out that i can finally type on my computer without looking at the keyboard

cant stop thinking about my bagel that i left on the counter this morning, im so hungry

i wish there was an open t...

fuck you unfolds your fortune cookie