I grabbed peanut butter and cheese crackers thinking they were just cheese.
Im allergic to peanuts.
And I wanted cheese

in the stripped club straight jorking it.
By it I mean
Ahaha
Lets just say, my peenits

I straight up guessed my plurk acct info first try I am so cool

Call me a black hole cause Im dense as fuck

BROOOO I HATE VIDEOS I PREFER READING unless its like the bird guys I cant spell their name but it starts with a K

Ough dunkin frozen coffee got my tummy actin UP

Hey plurk :3 how we be

I maded a friend today :3

down bad? no. down attrocious

Almost eated a whole can of spam pray for me guys