Dear Plurk: Look, the birthday cake overlay is cute the first time, but please stop putting it up every time I reload the page today.

Aw, yes. Everyone prepare to wake from your deep and dreamless slumbers: Westworld Season 2 | Official Super Bowl LII Ad | HB...

Oh my god, just tell us all to go home. (There's a rampant ransomware issue going on at the office today. They've turned off the network and told everyone to not turn their laptops on.)

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RIP Comics Alliance - all hands were surprise laid off today

[💀] RIP Miguel Ferrer. (61; Cancer)

Something I just realized on my way to bed, which everyone can enjoy with their hopes for a better year next year:

The cafeteria here at work is doing Thanksgiving for lunch today... but this morning, at least, they're already playing Christmas music. WTF.

[2016 year of the reaper] Oh, come the fuck on, Robert Vaughn too?

[2016][?!?!] Well. Huh. How 'bout that, Jack Chick died.