that someone probably needs to remind Beaker that Carbon programmers are bigger and meaner than Cocoa programmers. Much bigger and meaner.
cleared room sufficient room on my desk for sortingpaperwork.
wondering whether feather dusters made from live parrots are better than feather dusters made from dead ostriches.
found a bottle of cask-strength bourbon in his office and thinks things are looking up.
experiencing the tension between the need to clean his desk and the need to write code.
scanning MSM headlines and news articles for the phrase "Apple faithful flock".
unwinding after a great party