Me [backing my car up in rural Alabama, looking at the dark, grainy rearview camera]
My brain: I think that was Slenderman.
Me: You cannot do this to me.
My brain: Marble Hornets was filmed here.
Me: I knOW.

A Family Favorite.

Gravity is Unbreakable Opening- Great Days (JJBA Par...Youtube decided I would like this and......... I do.

be sure to water your dogs

[US Politics / Trump]BeotrumpSo. I published something in Mcsweeney's.

Wake up, Babe. New Catholic werewolves just dropped.

National Dog Day let's GO.

[sheds a single, manly tear] Goshdang, these are the best looking shirts I've ever bought.

the energy I'm bringing to the start of the new semester

[meme] sure okay let's do this