Looks like I picked the wrong afternoon to volunteer at that knife throwing class. #quakepocalypse11

Looks like I picked the wrong afternoon to try the high stakes Jenga table. #quakepocolipse11

Looks like I picked the wrong afternoon to try the high stakes Operation table. #quakepocolipse11

That was my bad, guys. I won't do that anymore.

Guess whose picture was on BaltimoreSun.com! bsun.md/n5HtzQ

No 4G access in the Convention Center today. Will someone please text me my emails as they come in?

This morning I didn't get the coffee I deserved, but I got the coffee I needed right now.

The fact that Target hasn't put out their Christmas stuff yet this year shows just how out of touch they are with what the public wants.

Putting some of the larger weeds from this weekend on pikes around the garden to deter new weeds from putting down roots.

Whoa. Started browsing Reddit, looked up and it was *August*. #time_howdoesitwork